Being on the water makes me excessively happy… (Taken with instagram)
I’m so exasperated, I can’t even rant.
Scene: Me, on phone with Seth (2nd time talking)
Him, asking typical “get to know you” questions…
Me, thinking “this is weird.. we’ve already talked about this, right?”
::20 minutes later::
Him: “So, what do you do for work? I know it has something to do w/nonprofits.”
Me: “You know, I think you have me confused with someone else…”
Him: “OH MY GOD.” Cue: frantic backpeddling and embarrassment.
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Totes hilarious, I’m just glad I wasn’t the one getting people confused. Yet.
GPOWouldYouCheckOutMyShoes?!
love like that
(via mybluecanoe)
Guster - Careful: “You walked off when I asked you to stay. As usual, you’ll get your way.”
I wouldn’t typically do these things, BUT… the lyric was:
“Boys, have you ever met a real country girl?”
And I approve of that. :)
You get called out for using drugs (which you don’t but accidentally said you did on your profile) by a chemical dependency counselor. FML.
PUNCTUATION, HOW DOES IT WORK?!
Single Dads, LOVE ME.
You realize you accidentally said you use drugs in your dating profile. Now, you’re not sure if men like you because they assume you’re a cokehead…
